Tuesday, January 5, 2010

"Eh! Wat Yu Talking?" Chronicles of Malay Humour

Number 4 = Law Book

Pak Pandir was a judge at one time. One day a man came to see him. "Your buffalo has killed mine," he cried. Pak Pandir shouted, "Idoit! How would the buffalo know that it is a crime to kill another buffalo? Case dismissed!" "I'm terribly sorry," said the man. "I said it wrong. In fact, my buffalo has killed yours." "Ah, then that is another problem altogether," said Pak Pandir. "We'll have to crack open the law book and see what it says."

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