"Eh! Wat Yu Talking?" Chronicles of Malay Humour

Number 12 = Quail Soup

Pak Pandir had nothing to eat in his house. So he decided to go for a walk around the west lake of his village. When he got to the lake, he noticed several quails swimming and playing on the lake. Pak Pandir crouched over and began to drink the water from the lake. Some people noticed what Pak Pandir was doing and one of them appraoched him. "Pak Pandir, what on earth are you doing?" asked the man. "I am enjoying quail soup," he replied.

free at school busy after finish

[today dad's birthday so Happy Birthday!!!]

after assembly i rush to finish my sivik homework to find out tat the teacher changed.. DENG... waste my time sia == then BM class teacher showed us the photo tat was taken ytd and some were dam funny xD [especially seng yik and ian's] then when seni class Pn. Lee said tat she will chg to teaching in 3E so she help us with our notice board. it loos a WHOLE LOT BETTER now. though still lack a recycling box. then after recess we went bac to class and Mr. Lee teach us I.T. xP was dam funny in class we laugh and laugh xP == then we went to our sports house meeting. after went home. jus came back from lunch and doin YESTERDAY's homework.. dam many sia == cant finish.. gotta stop here and finish homework..

"Eh! Wat Yu Talking?" Chronicles of Malay Humour

Number 10 = The Talisman

One day Pak Pandir lost his talisman. He searched high and low but could not find it. So he left his house and began to search for the talisman by the road in front of his home. Passers'by looked towards him quizzically. One finally summoned the courage to ask what was he doing. "Pak Pandir, what are you doing?" "I've lost my talisman at home, and now I am looking for it." "Why don't you look for it inside your house?" the man asked. "I was," replied Pak Pandir, "buy the house became dark and I couldn't see anything. Fot that reason, I decided to look for my talisman here, outside, where I can see by the strretlight."

"Eh! Wat Yu Talking?" Chronicles of Malay Humour

Number 9 = The Pony and The Buffalo

Pak Pandir had a little stable and a nice buffalo. He hadn't wanted to buy a pony, because his buffalo would be disturbed. In addition, he didn't have much money either. But his wife wanted to have a pony and managed to convince him at long last. Pak Pandir couldn't refuse his dutiful wife, so he bought a pony and put it in the stable. But the stable was small and both animals could not stay quiet. After a while, Pak Pandir became fed up with the racket, and said,"Dear God, kill this ponyand save my buffalo." A few days later Pak Pandir entered the stable and noticed that his precious buffalo was dead as a doornail while the pony was very much alive. "Dear God!" exclaimed Pak Pandir, "You have been God for so long but it seems You are incapable of making the distinction between a pony and a buffalo."

homework hellzone

today.. i duno why our subject teachers chg for the bad [for us].. its HELLZONE !!!! homework homework homework here and thr.. math X2, geography, History, KH and science.. cant finish leh.. but 1 ting good is tat this subjects are NOT in the timetable tmr xD so i dunnid do xD =.=" today was abit slacking and normal.. we jus did our stuff and i escape i punishment xD nth to tell today.. we oso took photos in teacher's camera xP

"Eh! Wat Yu Talking?" Chronicles of Malay Humour

Number 6 = Snoop

One day, some people in the village said to Pak Pandir ,"We see your wife walking from house to house. Tell her she shouldn't wal so much." "You are right," said Pak Pandir. "If she comes to my our house, I will tell her."

"Eh! Wat Yu Talking?" Chronicles of Malay Humour

Number 5 = The Blanket

Pak Pandir heard a noise at midnight one night. Outside of his bedroom window, two men were fighting. Pak Pandir got out of his bed. He covered himself with a blanket and went to the front of his house. "Hoi, why are you fighting?" he asked. Without answering, one of the men grabbed the blanket covering Pak Pandir and then they both fled. Poor Pak Pandir crawled back to his bed again. "What were they fighting about?" asked his wife. "About our blanket," said Pak Pandir. "Now the blanket is gone, so the struggle is over."

STOP him from TALKING NONSENSE!!!!!!

another day of school jus fled. and this time we nid to bring tape to tape seng yik's mouse!!! this guy arrr... keep talking crap making us cant stop talking.. teachers oso laugh!!!after assembly..i had to stay bac for a short meeting. [no chapel class] then during maths class Cik Rosmawar gave us a BUNCH of maths HOMEWORK.. but we finish it in school.. quite hard for us though but we got through it. then science class was relief again. after recess if was Pn. Lee's geography class. she help us tidy up our class and carry out her lesson. She ask us to copy something down from form 1,2 & 3. then was SJ class whr this weird ting happen. a FALSE FIRE ALARM!!!! someone purposely smash the glass to sound then alarm. the alarm ringing was close to our class though none of us did it. moral class which i duno Mr. Ramesh is teaching us temporary or permanent, gav us homework while our english class was relief AGAIN!! then during BM class En. Shardi gav us summary work. seng yik hav to just shut up to prevent crazyness in class =.="||

"Eh! Wat Yu Talking?" Chronicles of Malay Humour

Number 4 = Law Book

Pak Pandir was a judge at one time. One day a man came to see him. "Your buffalo has killed mine," he cried. Pak Pandir shouted, "Idoit! How would the buffalo know that it is a crime to kill another buffalo? Case dismissed!" "I'm terribly sorry," said the man. "I said it wrong. In fact, my buffalo has killed yours." "Ah, then that is another problem altogether," said Pak Pandir. "We'll have to crack open the law book and see what it says."

nid to rest liao

WoW!!! today was full of laughter in class.. thx to Seng Yik. we started assembly lik it was goin to pour but it din. so our BM teacher came in and ask me to do some things to decorate the class.. then he gav a essay to finish by tmr.. titled "Diri Saya [About Me]".. LOL !!!! was easy to do coz not less than 120 words but i did it for long time in the end only 131 words =P... went to KH class and we were split to 3 classes agn.. walao eh... the KH teacher teach us until.... I WAN SLEEP LIAO !!!! cant stand it sia... soooooooo BORING !!!!!~~~~ after recess.. Pn Yong teach us agn after teaching us in Form 1 in Chinese. very nice. wasnt too stressful and no HOMEWORK !! then, our english teacher [which we duno yet].. din come agn for 2nd straight day and a relief teacher came in. played some games.. quite funny.. but this was the best part.. our BM teacher wants us to finish our essay in the meantime chat wif us until he will call some people to read out theirs.. when call out Teah.. his FAVOURITE food is fried mee, fried rice and..... FRIED CHICKEN !!! whole class laugh lik hell xD [his name, Teah Tze Sern the Tze Sern we made it into CHICKEN] hahahahahaha... cant stop laughing, then was Seng Yik's turn, he introduce himself in funny way.. then he say he has alot of frenz.. especially TEAH !! the reason was bcoz he gav him alot of presents.. the presents was... a bokking slip !!!! hahahaha... whole class keep laugh then he say his hobby is to attack girls.. teacher ask him whether he was goin to use claws or wad... hahahas he oso laugh twice loudly for duno wad reason and we all stared @ him == today we gt our school magazine.. we read through it and thr were some funny parts thr though.. LOL